FUNNIEST THINGS SAID DURING LECTURES
~ Both of you three .. get out of the class
~ Absent boys stand up!
~ Open the windows. let the atmosphere come in.
~ Where r the absentees, I cant see them!
~ I have 2 daughters, both of them r girls!!!
~ Chemistry practicals instructor was explaining a distillation process.
Once you see the water boiling make sure that it is hot.
~ I have a boy. He is 3rd class
~ The diagram in the book was a very complicated one. So, the math teacher made a neater diagram on the blackboard & announced "Don't look at book figure, look at my figure"
~ I'll take your surprise test on Monday.
~ Practising for sports day......."Form a straight circle"!!
~ Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!
~ No going to toilet OR drinking it!!
~ Draw a circle of any shape
~ I'm goin out of the world to america!
~ DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK
~ Boys stand to the left,girls to the right, and the rest in the centre.
~ Write down ur name n father of ur name!!
~ Keep quite. Principal is passing away!
~ Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college
~ Vice Principal giving lecture on Principal........"I and Mrs. Sharma have worked very hard day and night and have reproduced thousands of bright children"....!!!!
~ In the class after lunch., "Open the stupid doors of the windows.., I want more air force"
~ After the prof. was being hit by a paper rocket., he told principal- "I was involved in a rocket crash"
~ I also have to daughters at my house.. I married one and am studying the other..
~ Take a fine copper wire of any metal.
~ Open the windows & let the AIR-FORCE come in.
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