QUOTES ON MARRIAGE

QUOTES ON MARRIAGE



I love being married. Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.


~ They say marraiges are made in Heaven ....

hmm so are the thunders and lightenings !!

~ Me and my wife were happy for 23 years...
Then we got married !!

~ I was incomplete before marriage...
after it, i was finished !!

~ In marriage one person is always rite the other one is Husband

~ Every man shud marry after all happiness is not the only thing in life

~ Both marriage and death ought to be welcome:
The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it !!

~ It is the only war in which you have to sleep with the enemy!!

~ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

~ Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

~ Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

~ Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

~ It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

~ There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

~ Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

~ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

~ Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

~ Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

~ After she woke up, a woman told her husband:
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it-to find a book entitled, The meaning of dreams.

~ Marriage is not a word, its a sentence.

~ Men have a better time than women
for one they marry later
for another thing, they die earlier

~ Bachelors know more abt women than married men, if they didnt
they wud be married too.

~ I dont worry abt terrorism
I was married for 2 yrs

~ Married men dont live longer, it only seems longer



~ Bachelors shud be heavily taxed
its not fair that some emn shud be happier than others

~ When a newly married couple smiles
everyone knows why
But wen a 10 yr old married couple smile
everyone wonders why

~ When a man opens the dorr of his car for his wife
you can be sure of one thing
either the car is new or his wife

~ I take my wife everywhere
but she keeps finding her way back

~ Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

~ Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far
enough ahead not to say them.

~ Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

~ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
...and then it was too late.

~ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
...and then it was too late.

~ It's been said that marriage is like a novel unfolding.
But the hero dies in the first chapter.

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